From the December 1977 issue of the Socialist Standard
The loose-lipped Labourite likes ladling out the lies.
The calculating Conservative clearly croons over clichéd cries.
The lamenting lacking Liberal leans loosely left and right.
The Kremlin-coated Communist careers confusedly out of sight.
But the scientific Socialist sees it all as a serious sleuth
Takes the twisted tasteless tattle and traces out the truth.